Wednesday, December 17, 2008

YOU ARE ONE.

Today has been a bit boring. Minor small things have been the filler. I forgot how much I loved Nong Shim Shin Ramyun noodles and have been snacking like a snack Nazi. No bullshit just nomnomnomnomnomnomnom. I need to get back into working out because at this rate even my superior metabolism wont keep up and I will become Jabba the Hutt in a month or two. And wont that be fucking amazing....
Living at home is fucking gay. I really cant wait to move out. I wanna walk around my house naked eating food and listening to music but instead I gotta keep the noise down and take shorter showers (whilst my parents are around). I'm 21 in January and I've currently reverted back to being 16. From here its off to Sydney but so I'm not complaining. Also, why the fuck does everyone call Sydney SIN CITY? Yeh its sketchy as fuck but the people who call it that normally are the most timid, reserved people who really have nothing sketchy about them or around them? How does that work? Are you some little Viet gangster living out at Cabbra? Do you own an ice den at Fairfield? Sling a bit of white magic out Parramatta way?
Tattoos don't make you "sketchy" either. Fuck I could give my Silky Terrier a tattoo and it wouldn't fucking turn it into a rottweiler now would it?
The only thing worse that the above mentioned articles are North shore wankers posing as gangsters with the $700 phone that mum bought for them in all designer clothes mouthing off at strangers from the safety of their group then running off home when mum gives em a buzz for dinner. They can suck it too. Only good thing about Mosman was that granny killer and I'd like nothing more than to ambush Bondi Junction with an MG42. I'd be the ANGEL OF DEATH-FOR-PEOPLE-WHOS-PANTS-COST-NO-LESS-THAN-$350!
Brutal.
In the last few days I sure have been getting my NERD on and just playing RTS and FPS games over the net. I'm killing, I'm wounding, I'm pwning. Run at me.

On a side note, other than driving and cooking today I have been moshing down my house to UNITY. Wow, I've been a fan this band for ages but fuck me sideways this band is great.
YOU ARE ONE!

Later skaters.
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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

The Shit I Say When I'm Drunk.....

Reading last blog...wow. Maybe I'm bitter about high school and 17-18 year old smart arses? I need to chill out more.

Nothing THAT Good.....

I am drunk and taking time to correct this 1 million times over. I got back from an 18th. Before embarking on this celebration I had images of glassing and stomping bullies and supposed "mad cunts from school. It never eventuated so I was disappointed with a whole audience to offend so I picked on some Austrian chick and told her whole county was a derivative of Germany thus she should just conform. She got pissed off. It was funny and I was satisfied. Fuck Austria, they are secondary to the REAL Reich!
I am listening to TRAGEDY. I want to beat someone and tell them to listen to me but I have nothing to say and I don't know why? Some cunt in a metro shirt questioned me on a dude I know and another dude I know jumped in being a total mad cunt too. In this sense I miss Armidale because there was no bullshit with conversation. There was no wankery and everyone in my circle and in my crew knew where they stand and didn't talk shit. If these people are the outside world then I'm fucked haha.

I want to watch blood and violence. None of that here so I'm substituting for beer. If my girlfriend was here I'd froth but instead I will drink and mosh. Have fun.

Friday, December 12, 2008

FIRST POST

Fuck I'm gay. Another internet trend came up and along with myspace and facebook I now have been sucked into the modern age gossip trend that is blogging. In a recent discussion I pushed out that any blog by me would be just serial killers, metal, punk, bad attempts at humor and bitter tearing downs of anything and everything. Sex too. So we will see how this wank will evolve over time. Maybe it will be like mastabating with a warm condom filled with microwaved vaseline; the pinnicle of self-pleasuring delights? Maybe it will just be like the coarse rough love given by a mingy old sock? Who knows......
Took the name from the closest thing to me which is Mindsnares DISTURB THE HIVE 12". I could be like every other blogger on here and pull the name from some obscure record somewhere in the bowels of the internet that has 5 fans worldwide but I just kept it simple.
I'm currenty living at my parents so I can tie up some loose ends and move to Sydney. Should be good, really cant wait to move out and have more of a life then that of which I could have at Armidale. More money will rule (yuppie) and better music will be welcomed.

Thats all for now I guess so heres a picture of a faggot with a midget.

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